Do the Zhanyi is dead.
So sorry to all, as time was the essence.
and we all did not have enough.
no time is equivalent to no zhanyis.
without zhanyis we cannot survive.
so let's end our childish-ness and grow up.
because grown ups don't smoke straws with thick framed specs,
giving cheng faces.
sad to say, but it must be said.
Byebye to this site,
this dead blog.
No more posts.
Just the memeories.
THNKS FR TH MMRS.
With love, Jermime.
How to do the "Zhanyi"
Items Required
1)Straw- Now, the straw can be any type of straw, but to recreate the original "Zhanyi", you'll may want to use the green Starbucks straw that zhanyi was using.
2)Thick framed glasses- This is a must, any shape will do, as long it brings out the emo and cheng in you. MUST BE BLACK.
Location
You can take your photo anywhere, anywhere at all, but it'll be better if you took it at Starbucks. The setting there is nicer, with the nice lighting and the starbucks coffee cups.
Your Pose
Now this is the harder part. You'll have to do a few things simultaneously.
I know that this may be a little difficult for some people out there, but if you practice hard enough in front of the mirror, i'm sure you can do it too.
Step one.
First you have to put the straw in your mouth.(not too deep now, we still want to see the straw)
Step two.
Next tilt the straw sideways. Remember to close your mouth.
Step three.
Smaller your eyes and try to give a very "please come and beat me up right now because i'm very cheng kind of face"
Step four
Hold your pose there and tell a friend to take the shot for you.
There you have it.
You may need to practice a lot to perfect it like zhanyi but I'm sure you can do it.
1)Straw- Now, the straw can be any type of straw, but to recreate the original "Zhanyi", you'll may want to use the green Starbucks straw that zhanyi was using.
2)Thick framed glasses- This is a must, any shape will do, as long it brings out the emo and cheng in you. MUST BE BLACK.
Location
You can take your photo anywhere, anywhere at all, but it'll be better if you took it at Starbucks. The setting there is nicer, with the nice lighting and the starbucks coffee cups.
Your Pose
Now this is the harder part. You'll have to do a few things simultaneously.
I know that this may be a little difficult for some people out there, but if you practice hard enough in front of the mirror, i'm sure you can do it too.
Step one.
First you have to put the straw in your mouth.(not too deep now, we still want to see the straw)
Step two.
Next tilt the straw sideways. Remember to close your mouth.
Step three.
Smaller your eyes and try to give a very "please come and beat me up right now because i'm very cheng kind of face"
Step four
Hold your pose there and tell a friend to take the shot for you.
There you have it.
You may need to practice a lot to perfect it like zhanyi but I'm sure you can do it.
Sunday, October 7, 2007
Sunday, May 20, 2007
Sheila is lame
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Finally.. "Zhanyi" submission set 1
Finally!! I got new "zhanyi" submissions by you guys.
Thank you all very much. Thank you thank you thank you.
I would have paid you if i had the money, Buy i don't..
Haha.

This is Zuyao's "Zhanyi" submitted by Zuyao.
Eh man get yongxin to do it too la. lol.

Boss Zhanyi's "zhanyi". haha. I don't know how he keg his face until like that.
Thank you all very much. Thank you thank you thank you.
I would have paid you if i had the money, Buy i don't..
Haha.

This is Zuyao's "Zhanyi" submitted by Zuyao.
Eh man get yongxin to do it too la. lol.
Boss Zhanyi's "zhanyi". haha. I don't know how he keg his face until like that.
Monday, April 16, 2007
Homecoming day
Homecoming day was on the 14th of april.
I got some "zhanyi"s.
Hope you guys like it.

Happy "Zhanyi"

Sad "Zhanyi"

Jac's "zhanyi".
Wrong le, never put straw in mouth.. Haha.

WTH?! Wad's This SHIT!?

Sabrina's "zhanyi"

Sabrina got choked on a straw.

EEE.. Act cute..
Haha.

???

So fierce..
No wonder still single la..

Pro here.

Guest "Zhanyi".
liyana's mother.
haha.
Please la you all, send in leh.
zzz
I got some "zhanyi"s.
Hope you guys like it.
Happy "Zhanyi"
Sad "Zhanyi"
Jac's "zhanyi".
Wrong le, never put straw in mouth.. Haha.
WTH?! Wad's This SHIT!?
Sabrina's "zhanyi"
Sabrina got choked on a straw.
EEE.. Act cute..
Haha.
???
So fierce..
No wonder still single la..
Pro here.
Guest "Zhanyi".
liyana's mother.
haha.
Please la you all, send in leh.
zzz
Friday, April 6, 2007
Freshman Orientation Camp
I just came back from a 4 days 3 night camp so never really come update.
But now i update le.
Haha.
All this people are from my group de, we went for an outing today and i got them to do the "zhanyi". YAY!! Haha.
All this pictures are taken at pastamania Plaza Singapura.
All except me are 17 this year, want their number ask me..
Haha.

That's me. SPASTIC.

Tingting here.

Eunice. She very fierce de. lol.

Charles. i think he's very cheng, maybe can win Zhanyi,
what you think?

Kenneth with his "zhanyi"

Ryan.
He says he got monster eyes.
lol

Eileen. Happy "zhanyi"?

Huiting. "zhanyi" with a cup?

Wa?!!

Wa?! Wa?!
Firece.

choonli. Don't know if i spelled it correctly
Streetfighter character la.

Stella, too happy? too blur?

I think this one's good.
He's cheng in person too,
BLOODY RACIST. lol.
But now i update le.
Haha.
All this people are from my group de, we went for an outing today and i got them to do the "zhanyi". YAY!! Haha.
All this pictures are taken at pastamania Plaza Singapura.
All except me are 17 this year, want their number ask me..
Haha.
That's me. SPASTIC.
Tingting here.
Eunice. She very fierce de. lol.
Charles. i think he's very cheng, maybe can win Zhanyi,
what you think?
Kenneth with his "zhanyi"
Ryan.
He says he got monster eyes.
lol
Eileen. Happy "zhanyi"?
Huiting. "zhanyi" with a cup?
Wa?!!
Wa?! Wa?!
Firece.
choonli. Don't know if i spelled it correctly
Streetfighter character la.
Stella, too happy? too blur?
I think this one's good.
He's cheng in person too,
BLOODY RACIST. lol.
Monday, March 26, 2007
Yap, Yap, Yap
New "Zhanyi"s!!
I went to NgeeAnn Poly with Zhanyi, Yap and Sinli.
We went to Take out for lunch.
Take out is a part of SIM which is very near to Np.
After our lunch, i took some "zhanyi"s.
Here are the pics.

Warming up.

Only a pro can be so "cheng" even without black thick framed specs.
Someone please beat him up!!

Better? I think still can improve.

Yap also doing the "zhanyi"..
Not bad ba, but need to have the original BLACK THICK FRAMED SPECS.

Me doing "zhanyi" with the aviator.

This is Sinli.
She's just lost.
As usual.
That's all for today.
But before i leave, i only ask for a favor.
Can you all please do the "zhanyi"?
I feel like I'm the only one doing it.
Help me out.
If you don't want to help me, spare a thought for society.
'"Cheng" people need to be beaten up.
Someone must beat zhanyi up before little kids learn from him..
HAha..
I went to NgeeAnn Poly with Zhanyi, Yap and Sinli.
We went to Take out for lunch.
Take out is a part of SIM which is very near to Np.
After our lunch, i took some "zhanyi"s.
Here are the pics.
Warming up.
Only a pro can be so "cheng" even without black thick framed specs.
Someone please beat him up!!
Better? I think still can improve.
Yap also doing the "zhanyi"..
Not bad ba, but need to have the original BLACK THICK FRAMED SPECS.
Me doing "zhanyi" with the aviator.
This is Sinli.
She's just lost.
As usual.
That's all for today.
But before i leave, i only ask for a favor.
Can you all please do the "zhanyi"?
I feel like I'm the only one doing it.
Help me out.
If you don't want to help me, spare a thought for society.
'"Cheng" people need to be beaten up.
Someone must beat zhanyi up before little kids learn from him..
HAha..
Sunday, March 25, 2007
I lost my specs..
Happy birthday sheila!!
One year older liao still don't know how to think, haha.
Before we went down to sheila, me and weiqiang were at cafe cartel again.
I lost my specs so now no specs for these pics.
Then when i reached home, i found them in my pants pocket.
Then when i reached home, i found them in my pants pocket.
-_-"
So these "zhanyi" are not perfect, please do not do them, they are BAD EXAMPLES..
but since so many people are complaining" why no update?", i JUST PUT LOR..
NICE RIGHT?
Thank you.
See, this one confirm fail de, so happy,
somemore no specs.
Now, this is very dangerous, don't put the straw in too deep in your mouth.
may chock like me..
See, cannot breathe le, fainting..
Haha, next time YOU WILL SEE ME WITH MY SPECS!! (:
Sunday, March 18, 2007
17th march
More "Zhanyi" submissions.
All these were taken at cafe cartel plaza singapura.
Looks a litte stupid.. Haha.
Weiqiang's "zhanyi" cannot make it, too happy le.
So he improved on it and we got this.
Now isn't this much better, look how much more cheng he is.
My friend liting also trying out the "zhanyi"
She can really pull it off, look at that black face.
Saturday, March 17, 2007
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